INSIDE: "What else can I do while I'm down here?" Happy 50th!

INSIDE: Wishing you a terrific 30th! You deserve it!

INSIDE: May each passing day lessen your sorrow and restore your spirit. With Deepest Sympathy

INSIDE: SOME SEE THE GLASS AS BEING HALF EMPTY SOME SEE THE GLASS AS HALF FULL...YOU SEE THE GLASS AS TOO SMALL

INSIDE: Let's get this show on the road, time to celebrate you! Happy Birthday.